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Topics of Conversation Men Should Avoid on First Dates

SpongeBob SquarePants (character)Hey fellas. I’m married and therefore out of the dating racket. I’ve acquired some expertise in courtship that’s going under-used. So, in the opening salvo in what might be a reoccurring feature, I’m a-gonna pass on some unsolicited advice for the single dudes of the world.

Here’s a list of subject matters that you should keep for a mature relationship or, in some cases, never. They range in intensity from “mild discomfort” to “the pretty lady will run screaming from the table.”

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