Hey fellas. I’m married and therefore out of the dating racket. I’ve acquired some expertise in courtship that’s going under-used. So, in the opening salvo in what might be a reoccurring feature, I’m a-gonna pass on some unsolicited advice for the single dudes of the world.
Here’s a list of subject matters that you should keep for a mature relationship or, in some cases, never. They range in intensity from “mild discomfort” to “the pretty lady will run screaming from the table.”