OK, guys. Serious time. I really, really need your help here.
The doctors are saying that my friend is going to wake up from his 70-day coma in just a couple of hours. He contracted coma-itis in a different world then we live in today. Since his coma-tude, the world has corroded into a cynical, heartless place where some may say true love is a lost art.
So he’ll be once again able to think, but I worry if he’ll ever be able to truly feel.
Thus, your expertise is needed. Please tell me in the comments which of the two following songs I should play to him before telling him that Kim Kardashian‘s fairy tale romance to that dude who looked like Shrek and I think was like a basketball player or something, has come to an end.
