Metal Week Continues with Unpleasant Album Cover Art by the Scorpions

I think even David Cronenberg would be uncomfortable. And why don’t either of them look at all surprised?

Every family’s nightmare: being trapped in a cage and surrounded by poorly photoshopped animals. (also, if the Dad and son are primitive zoo creatures, where do they get razors to shave their heads?)
This is a purple man with airplane feet and a toaster head squat flying through stormy weather with a rainbow Scorpions banner on his shoulder. Which is a totally normal thing to be on an album cover.
I have no problem with purple desert blowjobs. But what’s with the dog?
Massive headwound Harry has his revenge!
Anybody who makes an album with the Berlin Philharmonic and doesn’t have a dinosaur with lady’s jewelry on the cover is a coward.

PS: I skipped their worst album cover, Virgin Killer, because I think I this site could technically be considered child pornography if it were included. So just google that shit.

Published by Mister Bulger

Adam Bulger is the editor in chief of and a frequent contributor to the parenting website He's also recently written for the wedding site and the college student aide Less recently, he's written for The Believer, Forbes, The Atlantic's website, Suicidegirls, Inked Magazine and probably about a dozen other places that are too obscure or defunct to bother listing.

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