Jesus god damn Christ. Ted Talks are arguably the lowest form of communication humankind has, but this is a shit masterpiece of glib vanity. His jokes are terrible and he can’t even correctly quote the Grateful Dead’s most famous line. Did Chris Morris write a speech for Bono to deliver in some underhanded satirical masterstroke? I was going to write some nice things about the dude but now I’m thinking twice. By the way, thanks for skyping in, your highness.