Batman V Superman V Mr. Bulger

I got to write about the least loved movie of the year, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, for Van Winkle’s. Turned out pretty well. My article, that is. The movie was garbage.

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Financial Advice From Mr. Bulger


I got to write some money advice stories for Everup last month. It’s a topic I’ve long been interested in but haven’t had an opportunity to write about. Click on the images below to get to the stories. They’re good! You should check them out.

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Mr. Bulger Meets Mr. Krueger

This isn’t a new story, but I just realized I’ve never linked to it despite how much I like it. It’s a deep dive into the true story behind the ’80s horror classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Enjoy.

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Mr. Bulger and the Mystery of Devil’s Breath

I wrote about the debate surrounding the existence of the South American mind control drug devil’s breath for Everup. Check it out below.

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Mr. Bulger and the Hippie Speedball

Here’s fun article about coffee and weed for Everup.

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My Hippie Speedball Notes

Ask_Duke_Toon-6be886a75146a52abae1d1583dde414cI wrote this weird thing for Everup this week. Turned out pretty well.

Like I mentioned in the story, I took a hippie speedball while writing it but little survived the final draft. Here’s the original speedball-abetted notes. It’s a mix of stuff I dictated into the notes app on my iPhone and typed out, so it’s pretty jumbled. Continue reading

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Mr. Bulger’s New Song

I recorded a new song and posted it on Soundcloud. It’s kind of like if a bad Steely Dan cover band scored a porno in the ’70s. Thanks to Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly and Adam McKay for the inspiration.



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