You remember those old TV commercials where they switch a fancy restaurant’s coffee with folger’s crystals or something and then at the end, the camera crew comes up to the fancy pants patrons and is all “you’ve been drinking shitty coffee this whole time.”
Those commercials were awesome. Now they’re gone. Alas. Or maybe they’re on YouTube. Hooray!
Anyway. I had no idea these three songs were Britney Spears until I found out they were Britney Spears. And by the time I found that out, I liked them too much to care.