It’s the Stupidity, Economists

The old Clinton campaign adage, it’s the economy, stupid, is obnoxious, off-putting and smug. It’s also wrong.

It should read like this: the economy is stupidity. It’s about stupid things sold in stupid ways by stupid people to other stupid people.

Capitalism’s success, at every level, is dependent stupidity.

A property owner sells land on the bet that someone will be stupid enough to buy it. A property developer builds it up because they bet that someone will be stupid enough to want to operate a business in it. The business owner is betting that someone is going to be stupid enough to spend money on their product. That person is hoping that someone is stupid enough to let them stay at their job.

When someone makes a smart decision, the flow of stupidity stops. If someone realizes the former warehouse’s neighborhood couldn’t possibly support a high-end coffee shop, the space empties. Supplies go unsold. Labor isn’t needed. Insurance agents and accountants sit idle. There’s no need for marketers and advertisers or even baristas.

That’s why the argument that rich people need tax breaks because they are wealth and job creators falls apart. Rich people are smart about money. They invest in things will make them money or will at least not lose them money. Give them tax breaks, they are more likely to save than spend.

Which is smart. And is therefore a danger to America’s economy.

The real wealth creators are poor people; specifically, poor people who make poor decisions. Someone who will spend a $400 tax return on a flat screen TV even though they’ve been living paycheck to paycheck for months. That flat screen TV sale is going to convince a Best Buy manager to keep an on-the-edge employee on staff for another week. And then that guy is going to buy a beer somewhere and leave a tip he can’t afford to impress a waitress who is trying to get an associate’s degree at a school that probably shouldn’t be accredited.

It’s not a pretty system. But it’s ours. And it would take years of pain to change it.



Published by Mister Bulger

Adam Bulger is a frequent contributor to the parenting website He's written for the wedding site and the college student aide Less recently, he's written for The Believer, Forbes, The Atlantic's website, Suicidegirls, Inked Magazine and probably about a dozen other places that are too obscure or defunct to bother listing.

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