Worst Coke Buddies in the World

A friend of mine emailed me this yesterday, and I’ll share it in its unedited entirety, other than a link for clarification, because it’s brilliant.

I was just watching the roast of Charlie Sheen, the part I saw was ok, I’m looking forward to Patrice O’Neal (the fat black dude that worked in the warehouse with Daryl in the first couple of seasons of the Office) because he is hysterical and you guys should watch his strand up on Netflix because it is great.  Anyway, Steve-o was one of the people who spoke, he had some decent material, but ended it by attempting to dive into MIke Tyson’s fist to get a black eye which was stupid, weird, and not funny at all.  But, while steve-o (Adam’s boy) was talking he said that the last time he saw Mike Tyson they locked themselves in a bathroom and did 5 grams of blow.  So basically I think that combo is the very worst 2 person combo to be stuck in a bathroom with while they did 5 grams of blow.  Can you think of any other 2 person combo that would be worse?

PS while writing this email William Shatner made a black joke about Patrice and a Jew joke. boom goes the dynamite.

Wow, right? Anyway. My nominations follow. Add yours in the comments.

  • Sarah Palin and Charles Barkley
  • Mel Gibson and Gilbert Gottfried
  • Simon Cowell and Noam Chomsky
  • Moammar Gadhafi and Cher
  • Nicolas Sarkozy and Larry the Cable Guy


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6 responses to “Worst Coke Buddies in the World

  1. Robin Williams and Richard Simmons
    Rihanna and Chris Brown
    George Lucas and Kevin Smith
    Rick Perry and Madea

  2. the last one is inspired, but I think it’s a little funnier if you use real names:
    tyler perry and rick perry. On a side note, Steven Perry and Joe Perry wouldn’t be that bad—you’d probably hear some cool stories about Aerosmith and Journey in the ’70s.

  3. adrianne

    Nancy Grace and Barbara Walters
    Vincent Gallo and Heidi Montag
    George Lopez and Screech from SBTB
    Tyler Perry and Lindsay Lohan
    Gordon Ramsay and John Moschitta, Jr. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2egGfd5j_k)
    (Note: I would say that each of these pairings could be interchangeable, with equally horrific and alarming results.)

  4. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind the cocaine closet lock-in with V Gallo. he’s an irritant, for sure, but I will forgive a lot of someone who made a movie as great as “Buffalo 66.”

  5. tmf2165

    Rosie O’Donnell A League of Their Own years and Rosie O’Donnell The View years.

  6. Shaggy 2 Dope & Steven Hawking
    Chuck Yeager & Evil Kinevil
    Levi Johnston & Stephen King
    Nicholas Kristof & Angelina Jolie
    Cory Booker & Jim Rohn

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